Ed Hardy. I fucking hate you. With a passion. That burns. In my loins.
Seriously, when the famous tattoo artist, Sailor Jerry, died. I'm pretty sure he did not want any of his flash to be made into shitty articles of clothing. And if he did, he would have at least wanted some credit, instead of Ed Hardy's bullshit signature done on.
If you know what I'm talking about and you agree with me, then fuck yeah. Thank you. I am sick of walking around campus and seeing poorly dressed peers with this bullshit on. It's one thing if you don't dress well, because that's just you. It another thing if you don't dress well and put something on that wasn't designed by Ed Hardy, and think you dress well. Stop kidding yourself.
The reason why I hate it so much, because it is stupidly overpriced, should not have been made in the first place, and because people think it's the hottest thing since wearing sweatpants to class. If you want to be presentable I'd rather see you coming out of the gym all stinky and sweaty then adorned in this garbage.
I asked a classmate today how much one of the hats go for, her response, "It varies". I asked "how?" and she goes "if they are rhinestones it can be like 115 and up". That. That right there hat my jaw drop. So not only are the hats fucking ugly, but they are charging kids out of the ass. Seriously. What. The. Fuck. If a girl came up to me with an Ed Hardy hat on, I would promptly put my cigarette out on it.
When I see a hot girl walking around with that bag of shit on her head, I feel insulted. I think people with the same opinion as me on this are insulted too. This isn't right. It is a travesty. Did we not learn from the crash and burn of Von Dutch? Obviously not if people are still doing this.
Girls, it's fucking ugly. I'd rather have you wear a floral sequin shoulder padded dress, then any shirt, swearter, hoodie, hat, shoes, anything designed by this fucktard Ed Hardy.
Guys. You're not cool. That shit is not "limited". Grow a pair while you're at it. And oh yeah, STOP WEARING FUCKING UGGS. SHIT.
Alright. Just because a celebrity wears something, doesn't mean you should ride its dick to. Have your own identity please. Ed Hardy isn't one. Paris Hilton isn't yours. Celebrities get that shit for free. Don't fucking pay for it. Fuck if I got it for free I'd use it as an ashtray. Goddamn.
And if you don't know what I am talking about. Check out some online stores yourself
http://www.lovebubbleclothing.com/EdHardy_men.html
http://www.lovebubbleclothing.com/EdHardy_women.html
Think about it before you pick it up. As a matter of fact, please just walk right by it. It's not worth it. Save the money for gas, bills and food. Please. For me.
Goddamnit, Sailor Jerry must be turning in his grave.
