Evan Rachel "Wood"

As wack as she is, she's still a dime piece.

"Thirteen", she played a dirty girl teenager experimenting with drugs, sex and to some extent, Rock N' Roll. I wanted to beat it up then.

Comes out in a stinker called "Across the Universe", plugging her seemed the only way to get her to shut up.

Dated Marilyn Manson. . . well that's just not cool.

To be completely honest, she doesn't seem hipster at all, it's probably just her look and the amount of semi-indie films she appears in. Still, I'd tear it up all through Melrose.