Some Pictures For the Very Merry Hipster X-Mas

These were taken on a 35mm point and shoot camera.

The Apprentices

The Mentor

Picture Taken By The Mentor

These pictures are aesthetically cooler than the ones I took with the dSLR. I wish I wasn't having problems uploading those, otherwise I'd add them to. But it looks like I'll just have to post one every now and then.

A Very Merry Hipster Christmas

Welp, as the the last hour and 15 minutes tick, it is still Christmas. 

The Cotaco Family did it again, celebrating from the AM to the AM. I mean, to be honest, I don't know any other family that celebrates Christmas at like 1am to 7am. It's just ridiculous. I didn't take much pictures with my digital camera, but I think I got some really good ones on my point and shoot 35mm. Hopefully I'll get those joints developed soon. But what I did get were like two cool pics.

The Cano side was just straight chillin. Good food always. My aunts were reminiscing about how ugly I was as a child, that's why I'm straight handsome right now. CRUSHIN IT. Mutha fuckas better know. 

But anyway, yeah, I got back a couple hours from that. BEAT AS FUCK. I just wanna sleep. Hit up a bank and deposit the green I got, and just lay back. 

If you REALLY want to know what I got for Christmas, it's that sweet blazer I'm wearing, the hat, the watch, some sick Stacy Adams Shoes (you dont even know!), and a book on contemporary painters.

It was good, and with that Merry Christmas, I gotta get ready to say peace to 2008.

Hipster or Trendster

Big difference between the two, just keep in mind.

In females you can tell the difference in skin. Hipster chicks are almost all natural other than red lipstick, and caked on eye make up. Trendster chicks are orange.

This blog comes to you at 3am. Just sayin.

Ho, Ho, Hoez!

(some of the pictures are way big because I uploaded them onto TinyPic, and then put them here. Just click on the pictures to get the full size.)

Sexy Santa Party, or as I took it. "Sexy Or Santa". But anyway, nevertheless it was a Christmas theme party with Hudson County heads doin' it up at Adam's crib. I played the role of low-budget DJ, and photographer. My brother and I tried gettin' the bitches to dance, and they did, so that was cool. Mad dudes and mad birds. check out the pictures. There was this one doofy chick doing the Soulja Boy crank that, and getting her freak out with this kid. Oh hipsters. They never cease to amaze me. 

Check out dude gettin' his suck on. 

Bird pieces making the camera sexy.

Hipster Attire. Big Glasses. Check. American Apparel Garment. Check. Full Tits. Check. Pale Skin. Check.

Girl John Lennon. JK. Cuties.

Niggas tryna get that last drop of Natty Ice.

People LOVE Flannel Shirts.

Two kids gettin' the grind on. AGAIN!

Homegirls Lauren and Niki.

Sammie posin' it up.

tryna get that nip slip goin on. No win. 

That crazy girl crankin' that. That shit was mad silly. I wish I got that on video. 

Spanish Mark Ronson and kids drinkin' their losses in a game of Beer Pong.

Parties aren't hipster unless nigs are chillin in beaters.

Hos circlin' and dancing.

Ain't no party like a Natty Ice Party, cuz a Natty Ice party DON'T STOP!

Birds

Magazine To Check Out

The Journal, Contemporary Culture.

Although expensive, it's built more like a book than your ordinary magazine. It's a a quarterly magazine that costs 27 dollars a year. It's loaded with art, and for four books at 27 dollars it's worth the price. ESPECIALLY if you're into photography. 

They also have a blog that I will link to my favorites on the right side of the screen. You should honestly check it out, you're mind will be inspired to pick up your 35mm camera, start up Adobe Illustrator or start working on that painting you've put off for 3 months.

And if you want to go out and get a copy, hit up your local American Apparel, it's 10 bucks, but 

it's worth it.

 

Driven By Boredom

The great site about this is, it's simple, its photography isn't over the top and it's for hipsters all over the world. 

Everyone always assumes hipsters are apathetic as they are judgemental. They seem asexual and detatched from anything physical or even mental. While that might be true, there is another side, a fun side. One that wants to get out and do all the things that they didn't do in art school. Like model naked!

The beauty of DrivenByBordeom.com is that it offers hipster chicks a second chance. Check out the site! It's a good read, and the pictures are fun. For Example.

There is plenty of more where that came from, and if you're curious to know what a hipster looks like naked, then THEY GOT IT, DUDE!

Lookbook.nu

We nice little website to check out. Chalk full of hipster girls, and sometimes hipster boys.

It's possibly my bitterness that I haven't been invited to join it yet (yes, it is that elite), but most of the styling going on looks like a shade of grey in the DEMOLITION MAN movie grey scale. Check it out.

I mean it's kind of cool if you live in a peaceful Totalitarian state where cursing isn't allowed, and you have Dennis Rodman/Wesley Snipes hybrid running around killing people, and you're only hope for survival is a cop from the past that looks like an angry G.I. Joe.

God Is Good

I would love to marry these women, all at the same time. I don't really fucking care if they all seem to look alike either.

Lower East Side Queen, Chloe Sevigny

True Blood Babe and Mean Girls Dyke, Lizzy Kaplan

Betty Page Jr., Katy Perry

Let Me Take You Home To Mom, Zooey Deschanel

I want to seed their gardens.

Ryan Gutz One Day Exhibit

For one day only painter Ryan Gutz displayed his work to fifteen people in Gallery 425 in the Civic Square Building. His series titled "The Apocalyptic Dance", showcases Gutz graphic skill with his painterly touch. The series can be seen by appointment made by Ryan Gutz.